| Item | Description |
| THE DRINK | Authentic And Fresh, Flavorful and Economic, The Beverage Sits in a Glass It does not taste metallic. It is refreshing and kind. |
| BIT OF POPCORN | Perfect for a small mouse to munch on. |
| FRAMED PHOTO OF AN AIRPLANE | Airlines can get you from point A to point B. We don't know if flight is real or simulated. Does it matter as long as you arrive? |
| BOTTLE OF PINK MIST | Are you going to drink that? |
| SCARE TAPE | VHS Tape made for scaring people. Whatever the contents its none of your business... |
| THE QUAD-FOLD | The Plastic outer coat makes a light crinkling noise when you touch it. One panel is blue, one green, one yellow one red. A barrier between worlds. On one side sits reality as we know it. The other is a plane where computers do things they are not supposed to and can see, hear, and interpert data in new ways. |
| SALSBURY STEAK | Surpassing all other slabs of meat in the freezer in terms of size and steadfastness, this frozen chunk of flesh is durable and all-purpose. |
| CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES | Try them hot or cold, solid or liquid, plugged or unplugged, the choice is yours. |
| SEALED ENVLEOPE | Dont open please |
| CARVING KNIFE | You will need this for later. Good for fighting of various creatures you will encounter in this domain. Don't try to swing it from side to side it is old, rusty, and not meant for a lot of action. There is no such thing as a metal savior. |
| ALARM CLOCK | It doesn't work as an alarm clock. It is filled with fire works. Can be used in times of emergency when an enemy approaches. Not a substitute for a flamethrower. |
| SHARDS OF GLASS | Take a hand full it is a perfect snack for later! Grab a handful! Put it in you rpocket for safe keeping later it makes a great snack on the go! Just grab them and go! |
| LARGE BATTERY | Powers the Generator Room. You are not allowed to touch the control panel, only the Founder is allowed in here. Maybe when you get older you will be allowed in here but given by your past behavior and frequent displays of immature, reckless behavior, I highly doubt it will happen any time soon so please stay away for the sake of everyone in the corridors. |
| FIRE EXTINGUISHER | A good distraction for when you are bored in the hospital corridor. Lots of fluffy powder for people to splash and play in. Good for using while driving. You can never have too much fun. |
| SMALL INSECT | Very small, 6 legs, frowning. Not a good day to be an insect. |
| LIGHT STRUCUTRE | There is an switch in the back what do you think would happen if you were to press it? |
| SLOW HUM | A medium volume hum in the air, interrupted only by a strained, echoing cough, for an hour and a half every few days. We don't know where it's coming from. Do you find it loathsome? |
| THE STAIRCASE | Wooden steps covered in beige carpeting. Two wooden hand rails on each side. Goes up or down depending on where you are standing. The Hum can be heard the loudest from the base. |
| TIN | A small tin used for storing things such as nuts, berries, small batteries, notes, artifacts (small), letters of reassurance (small), wires, mice food, pencil shavings, lists of convictions (small), tissues (crumpled), pebbles, shards of glass, stamps, chocolate chips, straw halves. |
| WINDCHIME | You can use it to make all kinds of fun sounds! |
| SNOWMAN | Brought to life by children. He sits outside the window, with a wistful gaze. |
| PILE OF CLOTHING | Left here by the psychiatrist. We don't know where he went or when he's coming back. |
| SHARD OF GLASS (BLOODIED) | Take this for the DNA sample please were going to need it later |
| DOG LEASH | Good for wrangling K9s (if you're lucky enough to come across one). If you spot one in the wooded area, whistle and shout, if he doesn't come near, it's time to go. Use this leash for safe keeping. You can teach a dog a lot of things like how to use the telephone. |
| TUBE | Connected to the blinking machine, in the curtained room. Only the Founder knows it's use. We're not allowed to ask him he is busy with more important matters. |
| TEETH (PILE) | These are from k9s and pet insects. |
| THE DESK | Lots of drawers to explore. Different things in each one. Open them all and search for artifacts. You will need a key. |
| SCRAP | Don't know what this is from... you can take it... |
| THE SMALL MIME STATUE | Found on the Psychiatrists desk. Stored in the Generator room. It hasn't been removed in years. |
| THE NOTE | Written in a strange, archaic, language, only someone with a college education would be able to decipher it. |
"PHONE HOME (Line from Famous movie ET (extra terrestrial) Film (1980) Copy Right Steve Speilberg