Brain scans BRAIN SCANS - HOW BRAIN IMAGING CAN CHANGE YORU LIFE

Our New Brain IMaginging Tehcnology Shows 3 things

YOUR BRAIN IS A REFLECTION OF YOU R LIFE STYLE

~ 1 ~ Brain.
BRAIN BEHAVIOR PATTERS, FOR EXAMOMPLE YOUR BRAIN MAY BE WARPED LEFT OR RIGHT DEPICTING THE STRUGGLES YOU FACE IN YOUR LIFE FOR EXAMPLE IOF YOU ARE TROUBLE WE MAY SEE BRAIN WARPAGE ON THE RIGHT HEMISPHERE I F YOU ARE STRUGGLING WITH A JOB RELATE PROBLEM WE WILL SEE LITTLE RIDGES IN THE FRONT LOBES. WE CAN SEE IT ALL.... GOD LIKE POWERS ARE GRANTED TO OUR SCIENTISTS AND DOCRTOS WHO OPERATE THE EQUIPMENT. IN A HEALTHY BRAIN WE SEE SMOOTH RIDGES AND CURVES PERFECTLY SMOOTH, FRIENDLY, CURVACIOUS SHAPES GOOD FOR LOOKING AT AND TOUCHING SOFTLYA LTHOUGH WE WOULDNOT DO THAT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DISRUPTIVE

~ 2 ~ Hormone therapy.
Hormone therapy threatment for those with bad hormones who run and cause problems in life like bad mood , temper, anger, saddness, crying, yelling, erratic behavior, not doing good at work or school, being mean, etc... We can replace your hormones with little bugs that crawl in and around your tubes that run through your body. Example of a fun bug we can put inside of your body:

Hell do your dirty work for you.

~ 3 ~ Electrocurrent therpy
We can run electir c currents through your body instead of homrones what this will do is shock your body into working propery and doing the htings you need to do in you r life such as waking up, getting out of bed, laundry, bringing baskets of fruit to your friends and family, greeting your cowowkers with a friendly smile, patting your child on the head, feeding the ducks at the park dried corn, building a treehouse, helping your child with algerba (really good for this). How the electircal currents work is that they go from our pattented electircal metal wires we put into your body and they go to your brain and the sparks go around and make your brain cells work faster, and better. Heres a photo of our electro current therapy apparatus that we will safely use by our doctors to improve your life in aspects:

Electrocurrent Therpy (ET) has been used to cure the following ailments:

  • Disease
  • headache
  • Bad mood
  • Sneezeing
  • Crying Spells
  • Snot excess
  • Running around too much
  • Couch Potatoe Syndrome (CPS)
  • Amino Acids
  • Cough
  • Crookced teeth
  • Olive oil
  • Heart failure
  • Sleep Apena
  • Thyroid
  • Bunion
  • Stomach
  • Infinite Bowel Syndrome
  • Heartburn
  • Snoking
  • Lung disese
  • Tonsil removal
  • Ear Drum Rupture
  • Vein knot










































~ 4 ~ The Problem WIth Other Doctsors and Other Clinics Thar Are Not Us.
This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn’t exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever ‘really gone against him’ (you’ll see what I mean later). Nobody would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of Cartoon of the legend 300 students, “If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!” In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, “because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can’t do it.” And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. The students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn’t exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up. Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major and he was afraid. But for 3 months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped. Finally the day came. The professor said, “If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!” The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, “You FOOL!! If God existed, he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!” He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleats of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away, unbroken. The professor’s jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God’s love for them and of his power through Jesus.